A lawyer & a senior citizen are sitting next to each other….

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A lawyer & a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a plane. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are slow & dumb. So the lawyer asks the senior if he would like to play a game. The senior declines, but the lawyer persists. “The game is fun, I ask you a question & if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one & if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00!” So the senior agrees. The lawyer asks the 1st question “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?” The Senior doesn’t know so he gives the lawyer $5. Now, it’s the senior’s turn. “What goes up a hill with 3 legs & comes down with 4?” The lawyer calls all his smart friends & uses his laptop but could not find the answer. So he hands the senior $500.00. The senior immediately falls back asleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer so he wakes the senior & says, “Well, so what goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4?” The senior reaches into his pocket & hands the lawyer $5.00 & goes back to sleep.

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