Today is what I officially call “Human Pin Cushion Day”. I had three allergy shots, which I get every Friday for the next THREE years. I also had blood drawn for my fibro doc. He’s checking inflammation levels. I also…
Human Pin Cushion Day
Category: Silliness
It takes talent to be this klutzy
I cannot believe I still hurt this bad… From falling… In my living room… Two days ago. My leg and knee don’t hurt, which is weird because that’s what I thought took most of the abuse. My right wrist still…
You cannot make this shit up
OMG. I seriously cannot make this shit up! Girlchild is on a 2-hour delay for school due to the other grades in the high school taking their course-end testing. She had to be at school at 9:50. Well, not at…
And Evil Mom of the Year Award Goes To…..
I’m not one to play practical jokes on people, but I couldn’t resist Ben’s idea. Both kids (ages 14 and 15) have been in the rooms all day, being couch potatoes (or should I say, bed potatoes). I told them…
Birthdays Are Like Boogers
So here’s the card we got Ben for his birthday…. He posted it on his wall with this comment “Here’s a pic of the birthday card my loving family got me…..thats all I have to say.” Such a brat!!!…
Time for Easter Bunny Pics!
Our kids are typical teens… They hide in their rooms most of the weekend, coming out only to ask what we have to munch on or to go to the bathroom. This morning, Ben is playing around on his…
Out of the Mouths of Babes! A Discussion about the Clintons
Both kids were home last month on a snow day. I love teaching history without sharing my political views. And anyone who knows me KNOWS it’s not often that you can strike me speechless. Well, Chrissy did it. Chrissy: Who…
Why Snow Is My New Best Friend
Okay, I promise I will never bitch and moan about snow again. In fact, snow may be my new best friend. Freezing rain and ice are still fair game though. I got taken out AGAIN. I was running errands this…
No Gators Here…..
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, “Are there…
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